Archive for September, 2005

That Good Old German Organization

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I love stereotypes – not the harmful ones, but the good ones that make me think better of strangers and less of myself. Like, Italians are better lovers and it’s hopeless to try and measure up. Or, all Frenchmen are fantastic cooks and connoisseurs and can make chicken salad out of chicken manure. There's one about atuo journalists too, but it's unrepeatable here.

I refuse to buy into the German stereotype, though. Being one, knowing many, having worked closely with them and now a guest in their country, it’s become clear as usual how these folks are really just chaos in trim eyewear. What’s my proof?

First, I offer the halls of the Frankfurt show, aptly named the Messe. Instead of one logical, flowing design, it’s a hash of pavilions, walkways, roads and sidewalks that can be lethal in their congestion. The airport hotel I’m in isn’t much better. It’s nearly impenetrable. From the gate where my plane arrived to my room window it’s less than a quarter-mile shot, but a 25-minute walk on three levels of airport concourse and hotel lobby.

Okay, so maybe I’m right about those places. But surely the cars are correct, right? Wrong. Last week I drove a new 750i and couldn’t make any AM radio changes without a minimum of three iDrive maneuvers where one pushbutton selection would have sufficed. I challenge anyone to turn on the wipers once and turn them off right away on the first try. And let’s not even discuss the notion of having a passive key system that requires you to insert the key into a notch and then press a separate button.

When it comes to others, I’ll still rely on stereotypes. The good ones don’t always apply, but they usually do.

And I have the Italian birth certificate to prove it.

Live from Mainhattan….

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Yes, the auto babes are here - and before you get all your Andrea Dworkin up in our face, that's what one of the models called herself when asked (not the one here in a dress made entirely of cut-up smart Visa cards). And of course, there are new cars by the oodles, all manner of Skodas and Audis and Bentleys and Lamborghinis and...wait...that's just the VW Group cars.

But something seems amiss in Frankfurt this year. Possibly it's the doldrums affecting America, after Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast last week. Or maybe it's the continuing difficulty in the auto industry, where real game-changers like Chinese cars and slumping global demand threaten to turn shows like Frankfurt over like toys. Or maybe it's just the combination of a lackluster German economy and the similarly dingy outlook from my window toward the Frankfurt airport and the lukewarm gray skies above.

The fact is, that there's not much to get excited about this year. Maybe the BMW Z4 Coupe has you tickled - but it's a little after the fact, right? Does the S-Class strike you as a brave new world or as another pawn move in the mad and sometimes funny games of one-upsmanship at work between BMW and Benz?

Granted, it's a far different world than the economically vibrant one we had in 1999, the last year I came to the Festhalle and promptly got lost in the bewildering array of walkways, pavilions and demolition zones that make up the show. The situation's much the same at home, but critically, this past year may have been the most important Detroit auto show in my career. A new Mustang and Corvette showed symbolically at least that the American companies, no matter how badly battered by the competition, still understood their appeal and have an idea of how to spin themselves out of their funk.

Here in Frankfurt, I see lookalike luxosedans and late hybrids still two years away from going on sale. What I don't see much of is inspiration.

The Week in Reverse

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Ford's Mark Fields is the latest fresh face (relatively) to get hustled up through the executive ranks. One former Ford insider we know says the Nasser brain drain's effects have taken such a toll on the ranks, that virtually no one in upper management qualifies for Social Security anymore.

Volkswagen thinks King Kong is the perfect celebrity endorser for the Touareg SUV. Given the on-screen track records of sport-utes in adventure-horror flicks of late, we think it's clever ruse to move vehicles into the "crushed by preternaturally huge beast" Excel column and write the whole lot off. Stay tuned for more Kong bulletins and a general sense of overwhelm from the floor of the Frankfurt show starting Monday.

Some other new SUVs will have a tough time meeting new fuel-economy regs if the EPA's new plan takes effect in 2008. Among the hurting kind, as predicted by U.S. News and World Report: the Kia Sorento, Jeep Commander, Benz G500 and Land Rover Range Rover. Get the facts and rankings of the six new categories of SUVs directly from the magazine's recent issue.

General Motors will be the official vehicle of the NFL for a handful of years in the future--which means they too are willing to trade the entire Seahawks team for something of equal value. Like a used Aveo.



Gas prices have sunk in some states following Hurricane Katrina. In Georgia, Gov. Sonny Perdue dropped the state's gas tax for a month, pushing prices in the state mostly below $3 a gallon. Some economists are now predicting $2.50 a gallon by year's end - and if it doesn't sound exactly like a bargain, think of how good it sounded last Tuesday after the storm crushed four of the Gulf of Mexico's critical refineries.

We're glad to hear, directly and indirectly, of the safety of former Car and Driver editor William Jeanes, now a contributor for AutoWeek and Automotive News and his wife, art director Susan. William and Susan rode out Hurricane Katrina in their Pass Christian, Miss., home--a home that had survived Hurricane Camille intact and stood on a 40-foot bluff on the Mississippi sound. What with the prediction that the storm surge would be about 15-19 feet, [William] was confident "right up until the 45-foot storm surge blew right through the first level turning it into a clear carport, front to back. From then on it was hold on and pray." His brand new Toyota Avalon, "purchased just two days earlier, floated on through and kept on going." The Jeanes are in Jackson, Miss., for the foreseeable future, Pass Christian destroyed. But he notes that he made it through more safely than many in New Orleans, and that chillingly, Pass Christian suffered a better fate from Katrina than nearby Waveland. "Katrina saved a special bit of Hell for Waveland," he wrote. "It is totally, absolutely, and completely gone. Vaporized."

And finally, in fond memoriam of Leonard J. K. Setright, auto journalist who recent passed away, our favorite passage of his from the May 1982 issue of Car and Driver (yes, he's talking about cars...eventually...).


ReJoycentenary! Eins upon a time, a hondred years and a February it wast, inter the combing of the cocks, the cumming of the cocklichranes, and the emansipation of the cunnifers, in the waking weak of Francolin Pinkfield, came Jim Jokes to thread freeboots and lrishly through our Anglish world of reeling and wrighting-and music too, and he a Senger, sanger umlautifer, a freehold tenor; but Erse and fore most, and thus a Cork-tipped de Reszke warbling his planctive wouldnotes wailed, stitching his pre-emptive woodoats wilder, dismissed aghast the impregnable, assumedaroint the unthinkable, stepped out, stepped aught, stopped the tongue jailing and taken Rabbilazaran counsel to spoke as he writ.

VW Gets Konged

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Volkswagen has a thing for classic horror - how else can you explain the Thing? Or the original Fox, for that matter. Still, we can't help but think the new King Kong movie might not be the Touareg SUV's best friend. We were with Benz when The Lost World chewed up a dozen M-Class prototypes and it was not pretty. And while VW execs safely ensconced in their Wolfsburg HQ might think it's safe out there -- “The film and the creature itself fit very well to this SUV with its off-road capabilities and ability to move confidently from rugged jungle outposts to city streets,” says Joern Hinrichs, Head of Volkswagen Global Marketing -- we're willing to bet you couldn't get the same manufactured quote out of the mechanic at the VW shop on the West Side Highway who will have to scrape New Beetles out from Kong's toenails for a week if he comes for another Manhattan visit.

Nevertheless, VW is channeling more Kong material your way through its Web sites and through its Frankfurt auto show display. The official movie trailer showed up on its Web site in June. And at Frankfurt, VW will be playing more backstage footage from the filming around a new Touareg "Kong" model they'll show off at the notoriously overwhelming show. The footage, from the "Skull Island" set in New Zealand, will show up behind a Touareg all gussied up with new side skirts, more chrome and badging - and in a nod to the vague S&M undertones of the movie, the Touareg will be tied down to the stand.
"An allusion to the tied up sacrificed white woman in the movie," we are totally quoting from a press release.

Could it get any better? The VW German press department says ja wohl. We'll let you know next week. Meanwhile, the King Kong film is due Dec. 14, and stars Naomi Watts, the caffeinated Jack Black and Academy Award winner Adrien Brody, and is directed by The Lord of the Rings' Peter Jackson. We're guessing it won't be at your favorite art-house cinema, so plan for IMAX and bring some earplugs.

BMW Joins GM, DC on Hybrids

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And you thought it never would happen: BMW is joining the hybrid world. And it's doing so along with GM and DaimlerChrysler. BMW has now joined the alliance already existing between GM and DC that will build hybrid powertrains for the companies' vehicles starting in 2007.

BMW has been hedging its bets on alternative powertrains with a succession of hydrogen-powered concept vehicles, but perhaps now sees the move by its archrival Mercedes to develop hybrids as too big a leap forward in technology to let go unanswered. For its part, DaimlerChrysler, which was charged with developing the rear-drive luxury hybrid powertrains in its pact with GM, could save some money at a time when it needs the cash on hand to pump up Mercedes' quality drive and to figure out what to do with the mess at Smart.

Late last month, General Motors and DaimlerChrysler signed their long-brewing deal to develop hybrid cars together. Announced last December, the deal split hybrid development between the two companies. DaimlerChrysler will take the lead for rear-drive luxury cars, while GM will be responsible for developing the hybrid system to be used in trucks, SUVs, and front-drive cars and crossovers. The two-mode hybrid system is expected to boost fuel economy in vehicles up to 20 percent. The first vehicles to receive the systems in 2007 are the Chevrolet Tahoe/GMC Yukon sport-utes, followed by the Dodge Durango.


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