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The trend of underwritten weddings—think Star Jones’ shameless sponsor-shopping—is taking on a distinct odor of gasoline this weekend, when a Nevada couple is united in holy matrimony in the beds of HUMMER trucks, hopefully with hundreds of press in attendance.
A skimpy press release this morning says the couple, Sonya Jefferson and Steve Spencer, will get hitched this weekend within inches of the ball hitch of HUMMER trucks, while standing in their trucks, with TEAM HUMMER captain Rod Hall officiating. After the service and the 3-D HUMMER cake, the couple will go off-roading in wedding attire (something sleeveless for the groom, maybe?).
HUMMER points out the Washington state couple are big HUMMER fans and that they will actually get legally married the day prior, since to our knowledge Rod Hall is not an ordained minister, unless the sisters of Our Holy Mother of Baja are handing out collars this week.
The HUMMER wedding is this Friday at 10 a.m. Our question: with HUMMERs playing so prominent a role in the ceremony, what’s left for the wedding night?
What’s new with the H2 these days? Glad you asked.
10 Responses to “HUMMER Wedding Unites Couple, Marketing”
Bob
June 18th, 2007 - 9:10 pmPathetic.
Cory
June 19th, 2007 - 10:01 pmPeople are desperate for attention.
Steve
June 24th, 2007 - 7:59 pmThe 2 people above are gay. There getting married in a Prius wedding ceremony. Bob and Cory will make such a cute couple.
Emily
June 27th, 2007 - 12:12 amCory and Bob…envy is a bitch isnt it boys? Steve and Sonya i say congratulations and screw everyone else!
Nick G
June 28th, 2007 - 6:22 amWho cares ?
SJ
July 2nd, 2007 - 12:51 pmNick G obviously cares or he would not have taken the time to read this or blog a comment…what an idiot!
Nick G
July 3rd, 2007 - 9:27 amDon’t you just love those constructive comments from SJ. Looks like it took him a lot of deep thinking to come up with something so relevant and witty. If slagging people off is all you have going for you, my hearty condolences.
Eric S.
July 8th, 2007 - 6:07 amYo Steve, et al. I am gay. And I’d have a commitment ceremony in a Hummer, preferably an H3. Hell, I’d do a lot of things inside a Hummer H3. And no f***’n Pruis’.
SJ
July 20th, 2007 - 12:18 amNick G, You are such an idiot… Why on earth would you assume that I am a guy. Nothing like having a girl through you under the buss in front of all your “buddies”. Obviously you still care or why would you keep coming back to these blogs…HMMMM! Oh I mean go find some desperate person to give you a “HUMMER”.
SJ
July 24th, 2007 - 9:18 pmOops… Pardon the typo above. “throw” not “through”
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